15.09.2009, 18:12
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"
"What do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile" the Germans answer unbelievingly. "Look at the paperz: the car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means a four. You have five-a people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German replies angrily "You Held! Call the supervisor over! Schnell! I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" responds! the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegalla to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"
"What do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile" the Germans answer unbelievingly. "Look at the paperz: the car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro means a four. You have five-a people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
The German replies angrily "You Held! Call the supervisor over! Schnell! I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!!!"
"Sorry" responds! the Italian, "He canta comea ... He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."